I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
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