I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I think pants incapable of making pants work
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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