If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize
