Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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