there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
she looked like the before picture.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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