it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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