I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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