69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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