I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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