what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
