Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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