would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Randomize
