I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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