eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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