Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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