That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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