called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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