i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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