You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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