So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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