i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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