Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
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