Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
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