Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
only you would photoshop your dick
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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