I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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