hotel room ftw
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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