But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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