He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
He? As in you personified your dick?
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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