Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
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