idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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