I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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