Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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