He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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