I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
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