i will never coherently bang her
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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