Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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