she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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