We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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