I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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