id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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