Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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