see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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