do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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