I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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