He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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