I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
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