Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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