You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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