apparently the secret to your success is patron
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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