i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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