My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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