Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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