I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Randomize