yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Randomize
