Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
this boner is exhausting
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I think my moral compass just broke
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